Chocolate cake addendum

Theory: Cocoa is high in antioxidant phenolic phytochemicals (polyphenols), including flavonoids, procyanidin, and resveratrol.
Ingredients: 1/3 cup cocoa, 1/4 cup of honey and 2 tablespoons of heavy cream.
Method: mix thoroughly until a homogeneous paste is achieved and apply evenly on the face. That's your chocolate facial in just a few minutes! You will have radiant, smooth, moisturized, blemishless skin when you wash your face after 20 minutes.

Oh, there's a mud facial too. In this case also, you will have radiant, smooth, moisturized, blemishless skin when you wash your face after 20 minutes.

Starving African tribes may not be the only people on earth who will never know the difference between chocolate and mud.

The Wedding

"Nice wedding cake!"
"Thanks."
"Can I have a second portion?"
"Help yourself."
"Mmmmm. Chocolate was a good choice, I must say."
"He insisted."
"The groom? Too bad he never showed up."

Chocolate-cake: Instructions

Sorry guys and gals, but please read the next few posts in the order Part-IV, Part-V and then Part-VI; and forgive me for being blogilliterate.

Chocolate-cake: Part VI

mama, chacha, sab tainat baithe. Honi toh ho hi gaya, cho' ghussa, hum sab usse pakadke laat ma'ne lage. Pados se bhi sab log aa gaye, au' woh lakdi bahut chilayee. Tab humne dekh ki cho' toh uska aashiq hai. Toh batao bacchon, cho' co late cake kya mila." "Aur tauji ko bhi laate khaake kucch nahin milega", kehte hue taiiji ne tauji ko maarte-maarte bacchon ko bhagaa di.

Chocolate-cake: Part V

Phi' nahin maana. Jald-hi usse pados ki ludki se ishq ho gaya. Abhi ludki ko sambhalne ke liye toh bahut paise lag jaawe, cahaan se laata. Ussi samay gaon mein cho'i hone lage. Kissi ko nahin pata tha ki cho' kaun tha. Ek din hum phasal bechke khoob saa'e paise leke aaye. Humme pata tha cho' ki gandi naza' hama'e gha' pe hi hogi. Sab so gaye, pa' hum, tumha'e

Chocolate-cake: Part IV

Jaise hi taiiji bacchon ko kaam ke liye bulayee, bacche pahunche tauji ke paas, "Tauji-tauji kahanee sunao". Tauji, bhi issi umeed mein ghante-bhar angrezi paper apne chehre ke samne pakde baithe the. Do secand mein tauji ho gaye shuru, "Bahut pehle bagal-waale gaon se ek launda aaya, iss gaon mein bassne. Toh humne bola kheti dekho, acchi aamdani hogi. Usne nahin ciya. Toh humne caha ducaan kholo.

Chocolate cake

Siphiwe and Haroon couldn't wait. Mother was making chocolate cake today. They had never eaten chocolate cake before; all they ever ate was dry corn bread sometimes.
The cake came tumbling out of the smoky fire, dark brown and crumbly.
The BBC reporter watched them as her photographer clicked away. Her article was on African families eating cakes made of mud, to stave off starvation.