The Ring

"Actually he did"
"So... what happened?"
"He was showed up too early and realized he'd forgotten the ring"
"Oh!! So did he go back to look for it? Why are we then shamelessly eating up this heavenly chocolatey dessert and discussing your apparently tragic wedding?"
"No, he went back to the bachelor party. They were on a horror movie marathon."
"Alright... so then what happened? It's just a two hour movie right?"
"Yeah but...
*Police sirens. Ambulance sirens. Grooms mother shreiks*
... there are repercussions."