Whose with Guns?

That was simply the last straw. All hell broke out. They took up guns. They fought for freedom. Their heads were at large. They were all high. They wanted to run. Free of charge. Or die.

It was as savage as savage could be. No man, animal or plant could have said it wasn't so. It was as savage as savage garden. And just as all hope was lost... in helicopter's they came!*

*Everyone knows the story uptil here. Incase you don't, see this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI. My friends enemy is my enemy. You feel a certain jubililation, knowing that the reinforcements arrived. Such a dangerous thing half knowledge is, so blissful is ignorance.  

They were shivering the next morning at breakfast. For it was chilly....so difficult to bring myself to say it...chilly chicken and roast beef. That was simply the last straw...

The Ring

"Actually he did"
"So... what happened?"
"He was showed up too early and realized he'd forgotten the ring"
"Oh!! So did he go back to look for it? Why are we then shamelessly eating up this heavenly chocolatey dessert and discussing your apparently tragic wedding?"
"No, he went back to the bachelor party. They were on a horror movie marathon."
"Alright... so then what happened? It's just a two hour movie right?"
"Yeah but...
*Police sirens. Ambulance sirens. Grooms mother shreiks*
... there are repercussions."